The Bigfoot Patterson Video Is FAKE – The Stupid Obvious!
I added this bigfoot segment to give you a hint of my own unique analytical process on the ‘Stupid Obvious’ which reflects my own problem-solving ability when it comes to international survival.
I don’t have a college degree nor a Doctorate. I’m just a dumb ass high school graduate that hated high school. All this doesn’t mean I’m stupid and can’t figure things out. OK, here it goes.
I (author) have never seen a bigfoot critter nor do I want to (however, see AASN 098 – Panamanian Monster Was Coming For Me – No B.S. in my Survival Book below). I do believe them oversized bigfoot critters exist because there are too many reports from credible & scared witnesses now and throughout history.
As far as the Bigfoot Patterson Video, me, I think it’s fake. Why? Soley for entertainment, I’ve listened to many many bigfoot podcast & videos from witnesses who gave detailed descriptions (verbal & written) on the bigfoot critters they observed at very close range and from a far distance.
Here are the 06 reasons why I think the Bigfoot Patterson Video Is FAKE:
- 01 – Bigfoot Arm Length
- 02 – Bigfoot Baby Steps
- 03 – Bigfoot Coat
- 04 – Bigfoot Massive Muscles
- 05 – Bigfoot Hands
- 06 – Bob Heironimus
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01 – Bigfoot ARM LENGTH
One VERY COMMON OBSERVATION witnesses gave was the long length of the bigfoot’s arms. Them bigfoot critters have extraordinary long arms. Their hands came down close to their knees. And in some observations, the hands came down below the knees. Now those are some long long arms!!!
In the Bigfoot Patterson Video, that alleged bigfoot had normal arm lengths that we all have. The hands came down only below the waistline about level to the buttocks area. That alleged bigfoot’s hands are level with its buttocks area and not lower near the knees like most bigfoot observations.
Go ahead and stand up and lower your arms. Where do your hands reach? Below the waistline, about your buttocks area. That’s with all us humans.
And to prove my point, a gentleman by the name of Mr. Bob Heironimus came forward years ago stating he was the man in the bigfoot costume in the Bigfoot Patterson Video. And they show a video of him walking.
He has a very similar walk to the alleged bigfoot in the video, the same pace as the alleged bigfoot critter, the same leaning of his upper body as with the alleged bigfoot critter and his hands come down to the same positions as the alleged bigfoot in the video – NORMAL ARMS LENGTH. Mr. Bob Heironimus matches the alleged bigfoot in the video.
But more important, like I said, that alleged bigfoot DOES NOT HAVE EXTRAORDINARY LONG ARMS like those many observations from witnesses present and throughout history. That alleged bigfoot has normal arm’s lengths just as us humans – and as Mr. Bob Heironimus.
Don’t believe me? Then check out the videos on YouTube. Forget what they’re saying (pro or con) and concentrate on the arm’s lengths of that alleged bigfoot critter. Pause it and play it back.
Screen Shot (button on your computer) and transfer the photo to your Microsoft Word and blow it up. You’ll see the alleged bigfoot has normal arm length. See YouTube Videos POCs below. That’s STRIKE ONE.
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02 – Bigfoot BABY STEPS
Plus, the alleged bigfoot takes baby steps versus big long steps as observed by many witnesses. In other words, it walks like a human – a human in a fur suit. That’s STRIKE TWO.
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03 – Bigfoot Coat
I listened to many many podcasts of eyewitnesses describing the coats of bigfoots. Many observations noted the coat was:
- absolutely dirty
- muddy
- scraggly
- mange
- matted
- uneven lengths of fur / hair,…
Did you see the coat of that bigfoot on the Bigfoot Patterson Video?
It’s a beautiful shiny coat and the entire coat, the fur / hair is perfectly cut to the same short length throughout the coat from top to bottom. And it’s shiny clean. The coat is so clean and groomed so nice, the sun actually reflects off the coat as the alleged bigfoot is taking baby steps toward the woodline.
But one thing about the coat, it fits Mr. Bob Heironimus real good. It had to be tailor-made just for him. I don’t remember him saying that they took precise measurements prior to constructing the suit.
Again, for a bigfoot critter living out in the woods for years and years:
- laying in the dirt
- laying on sticky pine sap
- getting rained on, snowed on,…
- wading through algae laden ponds
- wading through algae-laden lakes
- wading through rivers
- walking and laying in mud
- killing & eating small & big game almost on a daily basis that’s SPURTING RED BLOOD ALL OVER ITS COAT
- its sweating constantly
- pissing on itself
- crapping on itself
- walking through thickets of thorns, heavy vegetation, tree branches,… and getting cut-up and tearing-off patches of fur
Its coat is pristine – its coat looks brand new – ITS COAT IS FAKE!
Have you ever been out in the woods? Sure you have. Just being in the woods just a couple days, you are already getting dirty, getting grungy,… Have you ever got that super sticky pine sap on your clothes? You can’t get it off. Everything sticks to it. You see where I’m coming from about the alleged bigfoot’s fake coat. Its coat is pristine – its coat looks brand new – ITS COAT IS FAKE!
That’s STRIKE THREE – Strike Three you should be out, but let’s carry-on.
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Forensic Expert Says Bigfoot Is Real
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04 – Bigfoot Massive Muscles
Many witnesses are impressed on the MASSIVE MASSIVE MUSCLES in the bigfoot’s shoulders, arms and legs. Its build is so massive, many witnesses state the bigfoot they witnessed had no neck. That alleged bigfoot had a neck. They also state the huge size of its hands. Even though the bigfoot suit fits good, I saw no protrusions, no movements of its muscles while it’s taking its baby steps.
That’s STRIKE FOUR.
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05 – Bigfoot Hands
Bigfoot witnesses at close range and at far range stated the bigfoot they witnessed had HUGE HANDS. The bigfoot hands were SO HUGE, they compared the bigfoot’s hands to:
- Tennis Racket size
- Baseball Glove size
- Frying Pan size
The hands in the Bigfoot Patterson Video did not stand-out at all. The hands were not huge at all, not even close. The hands in the Bigfoot Patterson Video had human size hands. Human size hands of a man in a fake fur suit. Don’t believe me, look at the multiple video Bigfoot Patterson Videos on YouTube. See the list of bigfoot YouTube videos below. That’s STRIKE FIVE.
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06 – Mr. Bob Heironimus
In one YouTube video, Mr. Bob Heironimus, to prove his story as being the guy in the bigfoot suit, is reported to have taken & passed a lie detector test. Mr. Bob Heironimus for years, for decades, has come forward to be the guy in the bigfoot suit. Why after all these years, does he maintain his story that he’s really the guy in the bigfoot suit? Why? Either he’s a 100% nut case or he’s telling the absolute truth. In my humble opinion, he’s telling the truth. He’s the guy in the fake bigfoot suit. That’s STRIKE SIX.
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OK, here are those videos on YouTube. Forget what they’re saying PRO or CON about the bigfoot footage. LOOK REAL GOOD at the footage of the alleged bigfoot’s:
- Arm Length (normal human length)
- Baby Steps (walks like a human)
- Bigfoot Coat (coat is pristine / it’s brand new)
- Bigfoot Massive Muscles (none)
- Bigfoot Hands (normal human-size hands)
Here are those YouTube videos:
- Bigfoot Patterson film hoax solved 2005 (00:04:49)
- Patterson – Gimlin Bigfoot Footage | Finding Bigfoot (00:01:30)
- The Film That Made Bigfoot A Star (00:04:59) In this video they FREEZE the video at 00:00:15. PAUSE
- PATTERSON-GIMLIN BIGFOOT FILM. MAN IN A SUIT OR A REAL SASQUATCH? (00:09:04)
- The Patterson Bigfoot Footage | Nateland Podcast (00:03:55)
- Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot Film analysis. 4K stabilised colour. (00:07:10)
- Patterson Gimlin Film Clip from 1970’s film “Sasquatch, The Legend of Bigfoot” (00:01:06)
- Interviews from 2016 that describe the details of the Patterson Bigfoot film hoax, part 1. (00:40:00)
- Interviews that describe the details of the Patterson Bigfoot film hoax, Part 2 (00:33:49)
That’s STRIKE SEVEN – YOU’RE OUT!!!!
Now like I said, I really do believe them bigfoot critters exist all over the world, but in my humble opinion, the Bigfoot Patterson Video is FAKE.
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See AASN 098 – Panamanian Monster Was Coming For Me – No B.S. in my Survival Book above.
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