How I Got My $1,995.00 Refund!
I got nothing against people trying to sell their useful products over the internet. But when you take advantage of people who buy your stuff and then you deny their rightful refund, then you crossed the line into deliberately scamming people.
The Mikkelsen Twins can sue me for this blog post, but they’d NEVER WIN their case because I have documentation on my side to include their e-mails from their own support staff. Plus, I got my rightful refund of $1,995.00 to prove I was right and they were wrong. PLUS, once the judge reads their bogus refund policy and stops laughing, that gavel will come down real hard denying their claim and rewarding me with my hefty counter claim.
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Mikkelsen Refund Policy!
Hey, I ain’t no CPA (Certified Public Accountant) – [you gotta be super super good with numbers], but I have a good hunch, those guys are making HUGE SUMS – HUGE SUMS OF MONEY by DENYING THEIR UNSATISFIED CUSTOMERS THEIR RIGHTFUL REFUNDS. And I was almost one of them for $1,995.00.
I keep finding different reports of their net worth. However, it’s reported that the Mikkelsen Twins are worth an estimated $6 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!
Most Important Note: If their Audible Course were audited by somebody from the IRS (Internal Revenue Service), my good hunch would be verified.
You see, they came up with their own bogus Refund Policy. If you don’t abide by their bogus REFUND POLICY, YOU’RE F&#ed! You just got scammed, swindled, rip-offed and conned. And I figure 99% of their dissatisfied customers:
- Don’t know about their bogus REFUND POLICY before buying their crap course
- Their bogus refund policy has no legal support from any state or federal statutes
- Their dissatisfied customers are too intimidated to ask for a refund
- Their dissatisfied customers who ask for a refund give-up after the first attempt
- Their dissatisfied customers don’t know where to turn for help
- Their dissatisfied customers can’t possibly abide by their long-term bogus refund policy that includes multiple tasks that are extremely difficult for beginners
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My Story!
You’d think I’d know better from past experiences. Let me tell you my story from the very beginning.
On 15 April 2020 (Wednesday) I listened to their first webinar on how to turn paperback books into Audible Books. It was called ‘Ghost Audio’ I think. As a matter of fact, I recorded it (01:26:33) and listened to it multiple times over the years. I did not buy into the course.
A couple years later, on 11 June 2022 (Saturday), I was on YouTube and I saw an advertisement from the Mikkelsen Twins on their improved Audible Book course. And of course, the YouTube advertisement led to another webinar. I regrettably signed-up for their Audible Course.
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This Is Where I Screwed-Up!
I was interested because I already have a bunch of my own books on Amazon. I listened to their webinar and I got suckered-in. I failed to:
- Investigate exactly what I was paying for
- Find out their exact refund policy
- Search for any complaints from others across the U.S. and abroad
If I’d of done thee above, I’d of NEVER bought their course, especially reading the many complaints about their crap audible course.
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Reason For The 1st Module Of Several Videos?
I went through the 1st Module which included several videos. Those videos were worthless to me. All the videos talked about their psycho babble. Not one video from the 1st Module taught me anything about how to turn my books into audio books.
I believe here’s the reason for the 1st Module of several videos talking about all that psycho babble. You see, by state and federal law, every consumer has an absolute “72-Hour Money-Back Guarantee (03-days)” on most products.
Their betting that most or even a small percentage of their customers will take their sweet time going over the 1st Module of several videos and go past the 72-hour refund time limit and BAAAMMM, they got their $1,995.00! EASY MONEY.
Once a customer goes past the 72-hour refund time limit, in order for the customer to get their money back, they have to complete several steps – (bogus Mikkelsen Refund Policy). And I gotta tell you, you’re not going to complete all those difficult steps especially when YOU’RE ALREADY PISSED OFF BECAUSE YOU CAN’T RIGHTFULLY GET YOUR $1,995.00 REFUND!
You see, most people like me will realize after their 1st Module of several psycho babble videos – “This Audible Course Sucks,” I ain’t learning a damn thing. And like me – “I Want A Refund.”
And guess what, odds are real high you’re already past the lawful 72-hour refund time limit. Now you’re under their B.S. bogus refund policy rules. I went past the 72-hour refund, now I’m under their crap refund policy which isn’t worth the paper it’s written on. But most dissatisfied customers think their refund policy is legit and give-up and lose their $1,995.00 refund.
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BOGUS B.S. Refund Policy!
You want to see their bogus B.S. refund policy? OK, here it goes. This is an EXACT QUOTE from an E-mail their support staff sent me on 21 June 2022 (Tuesday):
Hi Joseph,
Thank you for filling the form.
Please note that in line with our refund policies.
The conditions for the Mikkelsen Money Back Guarantee are as follows:
1. The member must list one audiobook on Audible that is at least 2 hours in length.
2. The member must get a minimum of 50 reviews on their book on Amazon and on Audible.
3. The member must attend two 1-on-1 coaching calls.
We unfortunately have to decline your request as you do not qualify for any of the refund policies.
As long as you qualify, we will gladly refund you.
Regards.
Churchill
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Fu$#n’ Impossible Refund Policy!
Did you read their IMPOSSIBLE REFUND POLICY? Let’s take apart each of their 03 refund policies:
- 1st: The first one stated I have to have a 02-hour audio book on Audible. How the fu$# am I going to do that when they ain’t taught me CRAP from CRAP. All I got was their first Module of several videos on their psycho babble crap. I don’t know how to put a book on Audible.
- 2nd: And since I haven’t published a book on Audible because I don’t know how, how in the fu$# am I going to get 50 reviews?
- 3rd: And finally, why in holy fu$# the should I attend two 1-on-1 coaching calls when I ain’t interested in their crap course? I ain’t paying for their crap coaching calls. All they are going to do is try to sell me some more of their crap.
Now who in the holy hell can abide by their bogus refund policy, especially when they’re already PISSED-OFF from losing $1,995.00? I surely couldn’t and neither can 99% of their dissatisfied customers.
Not only did they do this to me, they have done this and are currently doing it to many many good folks across the US of A, our allies and good folks across the globe.
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How Many Good Folks Are Falling Into Their NO REFUND Trap?
After I signed-up, you’re scheduled for a welcome call or something like that, myself and others were on what’s called a ‘Zoom Call’ (sharing screens – Live) with the wife of one of the Mikkelsen Twins. On that call, she stated there were 07 on our call and another call lined-up immediately after our call. Those small numbers add up. Their recorded webinars are automatic, I guess their running 24-hours a day non-stop collecting leads.
Today’s date as I publish this, it’s 08 October 2022 (Saturday). I got suckered on 11 June 2022 (Saturday) – 119 days ago. Since then, how many good people have been denied their rightful refund? How many good people fell into their NO REFUND Trap? 100, 375, 700 good people? YOU do the math. Whatever the number, at $1,995.00 a pop, that’s a heck of a lot of money.
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This Is How I Got My Impossible $1,995.00 Refund?
LISTEN, I don’t want to annotate the exact way I got an IMPOSSIBLE REFUND from their audible course. Why? Cause others that read it on the internet will copy it and use it on their blog and falsely claim it as their own ‘True Story.’
If you were denied a $1,995.00 refund like I was and what to know how I got an IMPOSSIBLE REFUND, do the following:
- Send your full name and mailing address to my mailing address below.
- Include a note: “I am not associated with the Mikkelsen Twins Audible Course in any way” and sign your full name
- Include a lousy $10 bucks to cover printing, 1st Class postage & handling.
Joseph A. Laydon Jr.
P.O. Box 48
Cutler, IL 62238
USA
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